About The Author

I’m 35, divorced (but in a serious relationship), no kids, an Atheist, and one day hope to get into a huge brawl at a bowling alley (don’t ask). I’m an DBA and Sharepoint lead for Triplefin LLC by day and a webmaster by night.

Interesting (and not so interesting) facts about me…

• I’m 6′ tall and weight 190lbs
• I’m was born on Oct. 11, 1973 which makes me a Libra for what its worth
• I’ve done a lot of jobs in my life… radio DJ, vending delivery man, Wal-Mart employee, assistant manager at Ponderosa, and a few others I’d rather not talk about
• I have a younger brother is six years younger than me… but he’s also 6′ 4″ and weighs around 260 lbs.
• I prefer cats over dogs… and no, that doesn’t mean I have a vagina.
• Speaking of pets, my girlfriend and I have a dog (Naiya) and five cats (Oscar, Ollie, Fatty, Doobie, and Wally the Super Cat)
• Favorite color: Don’t really have one but I’ve always leaned towards purple in a totally heterosexual way
• Favorite quote: “When you understand why you dismiss all other gods, you will know why I dismiss yours.” -Stephen L. Roberts
• Favorite sport: Golf!
• Favorite movie: History of the World Part I by Mel Brooks
• Favorite music: Anything but gospel, bluegrass, or any form of yodeling