About The Author

I’m 34, married, no kids, an Atheist, and one day hope to get into a huge brawl at a bowling alley (don’t ask). I’m an IT Manager for a small manufacturing company by day and a webmaster by night.

Interesting (and not so interesting) facts about me…

  • I’m 6′ tall and weight 160lbs

  • I’m was born on Oct. 11, 1973 which makes me a Libra for what its worth

  • I’ve done a lot of jobs in my life… radio DJ, vending delivery man, Wal-Mart employee, assistant manager at Ponderosa, and a few others I’d rather not talk about

  • My wife’s name is Michelle and yes, we know how odd it is that we’re Mike and Michelle… we don’t need to hear it again

  • I have a younger brother is six years younger than me… but he’s also 6′ 4″ and weighs around 260 lbs.

  • I prefer cats over dogs… and no, that doesn’t mean I have a vagina.

  • Speaking of pets, my wife and I have three dogs (two Papillons named Bijou and Brewskie and a Chocolate Lab named Deeke) and four cats (Autumn, Gerber, Norman, and Wally the Super Cat)

  • Favorite color: Don’t really have one but I’ve always leaned towards purple in a totally heterosexual way

  • Favorite quote: “When you understand why you dismiss all other gods, you will know why I dismiss yours.” -Stephen L. Roberts

  • Favorite sport: Golf!

  • Favorite movie: History of the World Part I by Mel Brooks

  • Favorite music: Anything but gospel, bluegrass, or any form of yodeling

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